It's Not Over, It's Only Just Begun

EDIT: May 3 - 2006
I'm working on the last popst, promise!

I've been in Australia since December 29th, and things are just too hectic for me to keep up on here, so I'm gonna add more to this when I return to the US in March. Here's a taste of what's to come:

• Melbourne goes off.
• Running into a long lost friend from London in a club.
• Sneaking in a bierfest in Adelaide, only to get kicked out later that night.
• How to sneak into center court at the Australian Open (and bring nine of your closest friends).
• What the hell is a "bush doof" and do these crazy people ever quit dancing and go to sleep?
• Scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef.